Boat Information

The best views in Chicago start with the best boats. Every vessel in our fleet is custom built for maximum skyline ogling (plus comfort and safety, no matter the weather).

WHAT’S ON BOARD

They don't memorize monologues. Our guides are real Chicagoans who know their stuff (and how to tell a good story). Get ready for history, humor, and a whole lot of heart. No scripts. No snoring.

funny, but not stand-up

History without the lecture

Locals on the mic

Kid approved

You’ll actually listen

We’ve got snacks. A full bar. And a locally brewed IPA you can’t sip anywhere else. It’s all for purchase, and we’re cashless—so don’t forget your card.

Know before you go